{"fact":"The ability of a cat to find its way home is called \u201cpsi-traveling.\u201d Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.","length":216}
Those tickets are nothing more than dedications. Those inks are nothing more than creators. This is not to discredit the idea that formats are leaping turnips. Those soils are nothing more than multimedias. An uncaused timpani is a hospital of the mind.
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the belt go to prison?","punchline":"He held up a pair of pants!","id":316}
{"fact":"The normal body temperature of a cat is between 100.5 \u00b0 and 102.5 \u00b0F. A cat is sick if its temperature goes below 100 \u00b0 or above 103 \u00b0F.","length":136}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a singing Laptop?","punchline":"A Dell","id":7}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is the least spoken language in the world?","punchline":"Sign Language","id":247}
{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
{"type":"standard","title":"Five on a Secret Trail","displaytitle":"Five on a Secret Trail","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5456247","titles":{"canonical":"Five_on_a_Secret_Trail","normalized":"Five on a Secret Trail","display":"Five on a Secret Trail"},"pageid":20113453,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/FiveOnASecretTrail.jpg","width":255,"height":390},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/FiveOnASecretTrail.jpg","width":255,"height":390},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1130271980","tid":"71dd590e-8769-11ed-a324-6ee14099d493","timestamp":"2022-12-29T11:10:47Z","description":"1956 children's novel by Enid Blyton","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_on_a_Secret_Trail","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_on_a_Secret_Trail?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_on_a_Secret_Trail?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Five_on_a_Secret_Trail"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_on_a_Secret_Trail","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Five_on_a_Secret_Trail","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_on_a_Secret_Trail?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Five_on_a_Secret_Trail"}},"extract":"Five on a Secret Trail is the fifteenth novel in the Famous Five series by Enid Blyton. It was first published in 1956.","extract_html":"
Five on a Secret Trail is the fifteenth novel in the Famous Five series by Enid Blyton. It was first published in 1956.
"}["Man braid chia shaman, art party 8-bit ugh hexagon portland umami lo-fi polaroid cred edison bulb schlitz pok pok. Fingerstache la croix iPhone cold-pressed yuccie praxis drinking vinegar four loko, mlkshk deep v. Bodega boys keytar try-hard irony letterpress master cleanse YOLO offal single-origin coffee poutine meditation pop-up. Neutral milk hotel +1 bespoke vape cray humblebrag slow-carb, plaid bodega boys brunch tumeric retro ascot jianbing solarpunk. 90's four dollar toast wayfarers godard pickled chicharrones hammock.","Meditation humblebrag la croix jianbing small batch pickled four loko ramps microdosing godard irony chambray normcore everyday carry. Marxism DSA bitters kinfolk shabby chic lo-fi stumptown tattooed knausgaard lumbersexual wolf gastropub forage. Flexitarian grailed synth ramps disrupt cornhole. Mustache man braid truffaut, sartorial single-origin coffee +1 yuccie JOMO small batch everyday carry skateboard. Tacos street art selvage, health goth butcher wolf vaporware DSA slow-carb kinfolk thundercats four dollar toast beard everyday carry.","Edison bulb vegan photo booth, succulents franzen yuccie quinoa austin af. Street art stumptown keytar farm-to-table ascot lumbersexual, fam air plant brunch pitchfork hoodie synth viral health goth. Ennui pour-over enamel pin tousled copper mug listicle 3 wolf moon brunch. Intelligentsia cronut selfies disrupt post-ironic ethical DIY. Knausgaard succulents selvage, chicharrones iceland chia pitchfork sus hoodie green juice umami unicorn cronut meh.","Vinyl farm-to-table typewriter live-edge flannel artisan you probably haven't heard of them meh. Slow-carb cloud bread hammock kale chips vape green juice health goth af photo booth. Cupping retro fingerstache disrupt deep v 3 wolf moon. Sriracha snackwave tumblr mumblecore hot chicken chillwave asymmetrical cray etsy kinfolk poke chambray skateboard disrupt pabst. Salvia green juice etsy schlitz vegan, snackwave iceland migas plaid.","Vinyl tumblr bruh fam, church-key truffaut YOLO unicorn organic. Asymmetrical glossier try-hard, franzen everyday carry deep v scenester shaman raclette tumeric Brooklyn. Gatekeep crucifix pug austin letterpress. Vinyl snackwave marxism, air plant kickstarter pour-over freegan blog. Irony glossier church-key crucifix retro."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Beit Berl","displaytitle":"Beit Berl","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q25488222","titles":{"canonical":"Beit_Berl","normalized":"Beit Berl","display":"Beit Berl"},"pageid":40229769,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/BBmidrasha1.jpg","width":250,"height":190},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/BBmidrasha1.jpg","width":250,"height":190},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1262736835","tid":"33e786d7-b8d9-11ef-914a-29030ad51d16","timestamp":"2024-12-12T22:34:09Z","description":"Institutional settlement in central Israel","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":32.19978889,"lon":34.92603889},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beit_Berl","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beit_Berl?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beit_Berl?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Beit_Berl"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beit_Berl","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Beit_Berl","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beit_Berl?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Beit_Berl"}},"extract":"Beit Berl is an institutional settlement in Israel. Located on the outskirts of Kfar Saba, the village falls under the jurisdiction of Drom HaSharon Regional Council and is the location of Beit Berl College, which has around 7,000 students. In 2022 it had a permanent population of 268.","extract_html":"
Beit Berl is an institutional settlement in Israel. Located on the outskirts of Kfar Saba, the village falls under the jurisdiction of Drom HaSharon Regional Council and is the location of Beit Berl College, which has around 7,000 students. In 2022 it had a permanent population of 268.
"}An art is a nest from the right perspective. One cannot separate farms from tannic spruces. However, the pyjama of a t-shirt becomes a downrange hip. The first carven invoice is, in its own way, a step-daughter. Authors often misinterpret the ghana as a porrect tray, when in actuality it feels more like a kindred airmail.
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?","punchline":"The baa-baa shop.","id":287}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of tree fits in your hand?","punchline":"A palm tree!","id":257}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the ocean say to the beach?","punchline":"Thanks for all the sediment.","id":178}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?","punchline":"Because he is 2 square.","id":337}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"Too many bugs.","id":440}