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Mark A. Kellner is a journalist living in Mesquite, Nevada. He is a freelance journalist contributing to the New York Post, where he was on staff in 2024 and covered the national elections in Nevada, and other outlets.
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Clive Ballard is a British, world-leading expert in dementia. He is currently Professor of Age-Related Diseases at the University of Exeter and Interim Deputy Pro-Vice-Chancellor and Dean of the University of Exeter Medical School.
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The Lochberg is a mountain of the Urner Alps, overlooking the Göscheneralpsee in the canton of Uri. It lies on the chain that separates the Göschenertal from the valley called Urseren, east of the Winterstock.
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