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{"type":"general","setup":"Never take advice from electrons.","punchline":"They are always negative.","id":75}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
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