{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}
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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
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{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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