{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}

{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}

{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}

{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}

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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}

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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}

{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}

{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}

{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}

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