{"type":"standard","title":"The Cutting Room Floor (mixtape)","displaytitle":"The Cutting Room Floor (mixtape)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7728536","titles":{"canonical":"The_Cutting_Room_Floor_(mixtape)","normalized":"The Cutting Room Floor (mixtape)","display":"The Cutting Room Floor (mixtape)"},"pageid":25308511,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/TheCuttingRoomFloor.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/TheCuttingRoomFloor.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1064880222","tid":"068a34a7-723b-11ec-b45d-dd30cf950658","timestamp":"2022-01-10T17:30:38Z","description":"2003 mixtape by The Alchemist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cutting_Room_Floor_(mixtape)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cutting_Room_Floor_(mixtape)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cutting_Room_Floor_(mixtape)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Cutting_Room_Floor_(mixtape)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cutting_Room_Floor_(mixtape)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Cutting_Room_Floor_(mixtape)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cutting_Room_Floor_(mixtape)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Cutting_Room_Floor_(mixtape)"}},"extract":"The Cutting Room Floor is the debut mixtape by The Alchemist released in 2003 by ALC Records.","extract_html":"
The Cutting Room Floor is the debut mixtape by The Alchemist released in 2003 by ALC Records.
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My Senpai Is Annoying is a Japanese romantic comedy manga series by Shiro Manta. It has been serialized online via Ichijinsha's Comic Pool digital manga magazine from 2017 to July 2024 and has been collected in twelve tankōbon volumes. The manga is licensed in North America by Seven Seas Entertainment. An anime television series adaptation produced by Doga Kobo aired from October to December 2021.
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