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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?","punchline":"Because he was a fungi.","id":35}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?","punchline":"He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.","id":413}

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Geely Xingyue can refer to 2 vehicles by Geely Auto:

  • Geely Xingyue S, a coupe SUV released in 2019, also known as the Geely Tugella outside China
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  • Geely Xingyue L, an SUV released in 2021, also known as the Geely Monjaro outside China
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where do rabbits go after they get married?","punchline":"On a bunny-moon.","id":286}

{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"How do hens stay fit?","punchline":"They always egg-cercise!","id":118}

{"type":"standard","title":"John H. Morehead","displaytitle":"John H. Morehead","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q885869","titles":{"canonical":"John_H._Morehead","normalized":"John H. Morehead","display":"John H. Morehead"},"pageid":3634117,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/JohnHMorehead.jpg/330px-JohnHMorehead.jpg","width":320,"height":434},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/JohnHMorehead.jpg","width":397,"height":539},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1263230776","tid":"92825574-bae7-11ef-a732-67669f029b16","timestamp":"2024-12-15T13:22:03Z","description":"American politician (1861–1942)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_H._Morehead","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_H._Morehead?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_H._Morehead?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_H._Morehead"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_H._Morehead","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/John_H._Morehead","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_H._Morehead?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_H._Morehead"}},"extract":"John Henry Morehead was an American politician who served as the 17th governor of Nebraska from 1913 to 1917.","extract_html":"

John Henry Morehead was an American politician who served as the 17th governor of Nebraska from 1913 to 1917.

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{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":430}

{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}

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