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{"fact":"Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.","length":102}
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The Furkelpass is a mountain pass in South Tyrol, Italy.
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John Gregory was a shoemaker, poet, peace activist and trade unionist, som