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Vikings: Wolves of Midgard is an action role-playing game developed by Slovak studio Games Farm and published by Kalypso Media. It is set in a fantasy world inspired by the Norse mythology.
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The Men's madison was one of the 6 men's events at the 2010 European Track Championships, held in Pruszków, Poland.
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